美国晚间脱口秀一周笑话精选(9月4日)
沪江小编:本页内容讲到的两位州长都是因为不正当的男女关系受到指责,前州长艾略特·斯皮策因为招妓丑闻辞职,而桑福德州长是因为约会情妇神秘消失被要求辞职,尤其桑福德州长的妻子正和癌症进行斗争,被奉为坚强不屈的典范。由此可见,美国主流的道德观并不像我们想象的那么开放。
"I read today that former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer is
considering running for the Senate. In fact he's already holding
fundraisers: $500 for the full hour and $300 for a half hour." --Jimmy
Fallon
我今天读到前纽约州州长艾略特·斯皮策正在考虑竞选参议员。事实上他已经在募集资金了,一个小时500,半个小时300.——吉米·法伦
"Hey, here's good news, ladies and gentlemen -- Eliot Spitzer is
running for governor again. I'm telling you, the comedy recession is
over. … Spitzer says he wants to spend less time with his family."
--David Letterman
嘿,有个好消息,女士们,先生们——艾略特·斯皮策又要竞选州长了。我跟你们说,喜剧结束了。……斯皮策说他想减少和家人一起的时间。——大卫·莱特曼
"Do you remember Governor Eliot Spitzer, the guy who pioneered the 'Cash for Hookers' program?" --David Letterman
你们还记得艾略特·斯皮策州长吗?那个现金招妓项目的先锋。——大卫·莱特曼
"And you know, now they're talking that Governor Sanford may be
impeached for having an affair. And today, he was made an honorary
Democrat, so congratulations." --David Letterman
你们都知道,现在他们在讨论桑福德州长可能因为婚外情被弹劾。今天,他成了一个荣誉民主党人,所以恭喜他。——大卫·莱特曼