今天，小编要给大家讲个笑话，这个笑话篇幅有点长，大家一定要有耐心地看哦。对了，这则英语冷笑话的名字是：大象为什么不玩电脑？结局有惊喜噢！一起来看看吧！   1) Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer? A: He’s afraid of the mouse! 鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse： mouse [maʊs] n. 鼠标；老鼠；胆小羞怯的人   2) Q: Which are the stronger days of the week? A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. week和weak同音： week [wiːk] n. 周，星期 weak [wiːk] adj. 疲软的；虚弱的；无力的；不牢固的   3) Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold? A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold. catch有抓住的意思，catch a cold是感冒的意思 4) Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house? A: It was a fish tank. tank n. 坦克；水槽；池塘 fish tank  鱼缸，金鱼缸 5) Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly? A: It waves. wave有波涛翻滚的意思，也有挥手致意的意思 wave [weɪv] n. 波动；波浪；高潮；挥手示意；卷曲 vt. 卷（烫）发；向…挥手示意；使成波浪形 vi. 波动；起伏；挥手示意；摇动；呈波形     [en] All Except the Music A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?" "Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is." [/en][cn] 除了音乐 一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多笑话，这个笑话篇幅有点长，大家一定要有耐心地看哦。对了，这则英语冷笑话了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回来上汽车的时候，她问小萨莉：“你今天玩得好吗?” “噢，好极了，小姐，” 萨莉说，“除了音乐其它都很好。” [/cn]   大家喜欢这个故事吗？反正小编已经笑到不行了，喜欢就收藏起来吧~

幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小编整理的英语小笑话，希望对大家有帮助。

[en]While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' mean?That means, she said, that this machine will read the digital information that is encoded on CDs and convert it into an audio signal - that is, into music.In other words this CD player plays CDs.Exactly.[/en][cn]在购买我的第一部CD唱机时，我能够解读推销标记上面的大多数技术语言。但是有一个标示却让我颇为迷惑，于是我叫过销售商，问道：‘混合脉冲D/A变换器’是什么意思?它的意思是，她说，这个机器能够读CD碟上加码的数字信息，将它转换成声音信息-也就是说，转换成音乐。换句话说，这个CD唱机能够播放CD碟。正是如此。[/cn]

很多英语国家在漫长的历史中，广泛流传着很多经典的幽默小笑话。今天，小编为大家准备了两则经典的英语笑话，给大家来分享一下，希望大家开心一笑，一起来看看吧！   一、 [cn] The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell. So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, "I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George." Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder. "Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?" George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!" [/cn] [en] 典狱长对狱中一位囚犯深感同情，因为每逢周末的探访日，大多数囚犯都有家人或朋友来访，但是可怜的乔治总是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。 因此在一个探访日，典狱长把乔治叫到办公室说：“乔治，我注意到从来没有人来探望过你。”他满怀同情地把手放在乔治的肩膀上：“告诉我，你没有任何朋友或家人吗？” 乔治回答：“喔！当然有，典狱长，只不过他们全都在这里面！” [/en]   二、 [cn] Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. [/cn] [en] 警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？ 男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更英语国家在漫长的历史中，广泛流传着很多经典的幽默小笑话。今天，小编为大家准备了两则经典的英语笑话糟了。 [/en]   怎么样，看完了这篇文章，同学们有没有开怀一笑呢？喜欢就赶快收藏起来吧~

幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小编整理的英语小笑话：可怜的人，希望对大家有帮助。

幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小编整理的英语小笑话：终身保修，希望对大家有帮助。

幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小编整理的英语小笑话，希望对大家有帮助。

The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog. "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?" "Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?" 一个小女孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。 “没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’” “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”

Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this． One evening he had invited several friendsto dinner， and while they were sitting at the table， one of thefriends told a funny story． Everyone laughed， and SirWilliam， who had laughed as loud as anyone， said，“That was a very funny joke， but I know a funnier one． Would you liketo hear it？” They all said they would， so Sir William began hisstory． When it ended， everyone laughed louder than ever andSir William smiled happily． But he didn't know the reason for their laughter． He had told the very same story that his friendhad just told． 威廉·汤普森爵士非常聋，但他却不愿意让别人知道这 件事，一天晚上，他邀请了几位朋友吃饭。在就餐的时候，一 位朋友讲了个有趣的故事，大都笑了，汤普森也和别人一 样放声大笑，他说：“这是个十分有趣的笑话，但是我还知道 一个更有趣的笑话，你们愿意听吗？”朋友们都说愿意听。于 是，汤普森开始讲他的故事。当故事讲完时，大家笑得比方才 还厉害，汤普森的脸上露出了欣慰的笑容。但他却不知道别 人发笑的原因。原来，他讲的正是方才那位朋友讲的故事。