理了几则特别有趣的英语冷笑话，希望大家能开心开心，一起来看看吧！   一、 [en] One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?" "You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile. On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package. Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams". [/en] [cn] 情人节前一天，一个女人做了个项链的梦。 当她醒来，她和她丈夫说：“我刚梦到你情人节给了我一根珍珠项链。你说那是什么含义呢？”。 “到情人节那天你就会知道了。”他笑着说。 情人节那天，男人给了他老婆一个礼盒。 她很兴奋地打开，看到的却是一本书，书名是《梦的解析》。 [/cn]   二、 [en] An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "Give me the good news first," the artist demanded. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What could the bad news possibly be?" With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The gentleman in question was your doctor." [/en] [cn] 一位艺术家在一个画廊办了个展览，他问店主是否有人对他参展的画感兴趣。 “我有一个好消息和一个坏消息。”店主回答。 “先告诉我好消息。”画家要求道。 “好消息是一位绅士询问了你的作品，还问它是否会在你死后增。我告诉他会的，然后他买英语冷笑话让人会心一笑，今天，小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语冷笑话下了你所有的15幅画作。” “那太棒了！”画家惊叹。“那么什么会是坏消息呢？” 店主想了想之后说：“问那个问题的是你的医生”。 [/cn]   哈哈，有没有get到这几则冷笑话的笑点呢？喜欢就收藏起来吧~

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Improvement One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?" "Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me." 进步 一位学生对另一位说：“你的 英语 最近学的怎么样?” “很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。”

学英语感到枯燥了？那么不妨来读点英语笑话，在开心轻松的氛围中学习知识！

学英语感到枯燥了？那么不妨来读点英语笑话，在开心轻松的氛围中学习知识！

学英语感到枯燥了？那么不妨来读点英语笑话，在开心轻松的氛围中学习知识！

传着很多经典的幽默小笑话。今天，小编为大家准备了两则经典的英语笑话，给大家来分享一下，希望大家开心一笑，一起来看看吧！   [en] These Are My Jeans After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago． “Look，look．” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband．“I can wear my old jeans again．” Her husband looked at her for a long time，when said，“Honey，I love you，but these are my jeans．” [/en] [cn] 那是我的裤子! 一个妇女在减肥一段时间后自我感觉特别好——特别是当她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔裤时。她跑英语国家在漫长的历史中，广泛流传着很多经典的幽默小笑话。今天，小编为大家准备了两则经典的英语笑话下楼冲她丈夫喊道：“快看，快看。我又能穿上以前的裤子了。”她丈夫看了她好一会儿，然后说：“亲爱的，我爱你。但那是我的裤子。” [/cn]   [en] All I do is pay "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary." "Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your position?" "I'm the people. All I do is pay." [/en] [cn] 我要做的一切就是付钱 布朗先生告诉同事说：“我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子 是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长，我女儿是外交秘书。” “听上去挺有意思的，”他的同事说，“那你的职务是什么呢？” “我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。” [/cn]   怎么样，看完了这篇文章，同学们有没有开怀一笑呢？喜欢就赶快收藏起来吧~

传着很多经典的幽默小笑话。今天，小编为大家准备了两则经典的英语笑话，给大家来分享一下，希望大家开心一笑，一起来看看吧！   [en] Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. [/en] [cn] 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。 [/cn]   [en] The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?" [/en][cn] 吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再英语国家在漫长的历史中，广泛流传着很多经典的幽默小笑话。今天，小编为大家准备了两则经典的英语笑话用你的脚把门推开。” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。 [/cn]   怎么样，看完了这篇文章，同学们有没有开怀一笑呢？喜欢就赶快收藏起来吧~

英语笑话让人会心一笑，今天，小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语笑话图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。 约翰尼：先生，在这儿。 老师：对了。萨默，你来回答我是谁发现了澳大利亚? 萨默：先生，是约翰尼。 [/cn]   [en] Lightning Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice? Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more! [/en][cn] 闪电 老师：为什么说闪电从来不会两次击中同一个地方? 罗伊：因为它击中一个地方一次以后，那个地方就不存在了。 [/cn]   [en] The Climate of New

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