今天，小编要给大家讲个笑话，这个笑话篇幅有点长，大家一定要有耐心地看哦。对了，这则英语冷笑话的名字是：大象为什么不玩电脑？结局有惊喜噢！一起来看看吧！   1) Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer? A: He’s afraid of the mouse! 鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse： mouse [maʊs] n. 鼠标；老鼠；胆小羞怯的人   2) Q: Which are the stronger days of the week? A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. week和weak同音： week [wiːk] n. 周，星期 weak [wiːk] adj. 疲软的；虚弱的；无力的；不牢固的   3) Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold? A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold. catch有抓住的意思，catch a cold是感冒的意思 4) Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house? A: It was a fish tank. tank n. 坦克；水槽；池塘 fish tank  鱼缸，金鱼缸 5) Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly? A: It waves. wave有波涛翻滚的意思，也有挥手致意的意思 wave [weɪv] n. 波动；波浪；高潮；挥手示意；卷曲 vt. 卷（烫）发；向…挥手示意；使成波浪形 vi. 波动；起伏；挥手示意；摇动；呈波形     [en] All Except the Music A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?" "Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is." [/en][cn] 除了音乐 一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多笑话，这个笑话篇幅有点长，大家一定要有耐心地看哦。对了，这则英语冷笑话了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回来上汽车的时候，她问小萨莉：“你今天玩得好吗?” “噢，好极了，小姐，” 萨莉说，“除了音乐其它都很好。” [/cn]   大家喜欢这个故事吗？反正小编已经笑到不行了，喜欢就收藏起来吧~

笑话，这个笑话篇幅有点长，大家一定要有耐心地看哦。对了，这则英语冷笑话

  An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would believe him. 一位贪婪的鸭子猎手想在市场上买只新的捕鸟的狗。当看见一只狗能在水上走路然后抓住鸭子时，他决定：就是它了。这实在是太新奇了，他觉得应该没有哪个朋友会相信他吧。 He decided to try to break the news to his most skeptical friend, inviting him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by; they fired, and a duck fell. 他首先向一个最容易怀疑的朋友发布了这个消息，带上狗邀请这位朋友和他一同打猎。他们在河岸边等待，突然一群鸭子飞过，他们开枪了，于是有一只野鸭掉了下来。 The dog responded. It did not sink, but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. 狗动起来了。它没有沉下去，而是走在水上去叼鸭子，连爪子都没湿。 The friend saw everything but did not say a single word. 这位朋友目睹了这一切，不发一语。 On the drive home the hunter finally broke the silence, asking, “Well, what do you think of my new dog?” 回家的时候，猎人打破了沉默，问道：“你觉得这只狗怎么样啊？” The other guy was quiet for a moment, then said, “Can’t swim, huh?” 朋友沉默了一会，说道：“它不会游泳，对吧？”

[en]The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.[/en][cn]一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。[/cn] [en]"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"[/en][cn]“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。”[/cn] [en]"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"[/en][cn]“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”[/cn] 　

轻松搞怪的英语笑话希望在午后为大家带来一丝笑意，商人用幽默的话语化解了刚刚的紧张，制造了轻松的氛围。一起来看看她是怎么说的呢？

笑话是文化的重要组成部分,通过笑话,我们可以了解一个国家的文化内涵。下面是小编带来幽默英语笑话:为什么是S，欢迎阅读!

动物园为刚引进的袋鼠建了一个特殊的八英尺高的围墙。但是第二天早上，人们发现这动物在围墙外面蹦跳着。于是围墙高度增加到十五英尺，但袋鼠还是跑了出来。

比利和波比都是小男孩。他们是兄弟，两人经常打架。 上个星期六，他们的妈妈对他们说：“我现在要做午饭了。去，到花园去玩吧，别淘气。”“是，妈妈，”两个男孩回答，然后他们就出去了。

While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' mean?That means, she said, that this machine will read the digital information that is encoded on CDs and convert it into an audio signal - that is, into music.In other words this CD player plays CDs.Exactly. 在购买我的第一部CD唱机时，我能够解读推销标记上面的大多数技术语言。但是有一个标示却让我颇为迷惑，于是我叫过销售商，问道：‘混合脉冲D/A变换器’是什么意思？它的意思是，她说，这个机器能够读CD碟上加码的数字信息，将它转换成声音信息－也就是说，转换成音乐。换句话说，这个CD唱机能够播放CD碟。正是如此。

在将母亲下葬9个月后，当地殡仪馆的一个客户终于攒够了钱去买那副他早就相中的价值不菲的棺材了。他把母亲的棺材挖了出来，将尸体转移到了那副新的钢制棺材中。