幽默，他们流传的英语笑话让人会心一笑，今天，小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语笑话住了眼睛。 to blindfold the hostage 蒙住人质的眼睛 2. 妨碍视力；遮住(或挡住)…的视线： The tall man in the front blindfolded me. 前面的高个子男人挡住了我的视线。 3. 使不理解，使失去识别能力(或判断力、觉察力)；使模糊不清；使迟钝；使迷惑；蒙骗： to blindfold you to the true purpose of her invitation 被蒙蔽而看不出她邀你的真正目的   [en] A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

传着很多经典的幽默小笑话。今天，小编为大家准备了两则经典的英语笑话，给大家来分享一下，希望大家开心一笑，一起来看看吧！   [en] Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. [/en] [cn] 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。 [/cn]   [en] The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?" [/en][cn] 吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再英语国家在漫长的历史中，广泛流传着很多经典的幽默小笑话。今天，小编为大家准备了两则经典的英语笑话用你的脚把门推开。” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。 [/cn]   怎么样，看完了这篇文章，同学们有没有开怀一笑呢？喜欢就赶快收藏起来吧~

即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！” 他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。 要是这个男的能英语的过程中感到很枯燥，不妨来读一些英语幽默小故事放松放松。 英语幽默故事简短，内容诙谐幽默听懂那个女人的意思就好了。[/cn] 词汇学习： mountain road山路 driving down压低；向下开，驾车驶去 yells[jel]叫喊；呐喊 immediately[ɪˈmiːdɪətlɪ]立即；直接地 out of[aʊt əv]自…离开；由于；脱离 witch[wɪtʃ]巫婆，女巫 好了，今天的故事就到这里了，喜欢这个故事的朋友不妨将这个故事讲给更多的人听哦。

[en]Navajo Message For The Moon[/en] [cn]纳瓦伙族人给月球的讯息[/cn] [en]When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo [w]reservation[/w] in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew, who were walking among the rocks.[/en] [cn]在美国国家航天局准备阿波罗航天计划时，他们让宇航员们去亚利桑那州纳瓦伙族保留区进行训练。某天，一位纳瓦伙族老人和他儿子遇见正在岩石间穿行的航空工作人员。[/cn] [en]The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: [/en] [cn]老人问了航天局人员一个问题，但他只会说纳瓦伙族语，儿子帮他进行了翻译：[/cn] [en]"What are these guys in the big suits doing?"[/en] [cn]“这些穿着厚重衣服的家伙在干嘛？”[/cn] [en]One of the astronauts said they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son [w=relay]relayed[/w] this comment, the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give the astronauts a message to [w]deliver[/w] to the moon.[/en] [cn]一个宇航员说他们正为去月球进行训练。当儿子传达给老人后，老人非常兴奋地问道能否请宇航员们为他向月球传递一条讯息。[/cn] [en]A NASA official said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to get a tape recorder. The Navajo elder's comments were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. But he refused.[/en] [cn]航天局官员回答：“当然可以啦！”并吩咐下属拿来录音机。老人的留言非常简短，航天局官员问老人的儿子可否告诉他们老人说了什么，但他拒绝了。[/cn] [en]Finally, an official government translator was [w=summon]summoned[/w]. The translator relayed the message:[/en] [cn]最后，他们请来了一位政府翻译员，他转述道：[/cn] [en]"Watch out for these fellows! They have come to steal your land."[/en] [cn]“小心这些家伙！他们来抢你们的领土了。”[/cn] 最后再附赠一张好玩的告示牌图片： 真贴心啊，还为你指引去月亮的路！

英语幽默得过老虎吗？” 他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”[/cn] [en]3、Lady First[/en] [cn]女士优先[/cn] [en]teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be mentioned first."[/en] [cn]一位老师问班上的学生：”公牛和母牛在田里“这个句子对吗？” 大多数学生回答说：“对，一点不错。” 只有一个小男孩说：“不对，应该先说女士。”[/cn]  

英语的过程中感到很枯燥，不妨来读一些英语幽默小故事放松放松。 英语幽默故事简短，内容诙谐幽默

笑话就是为你枯燥的生活润色，在沪江看笑话，不仅可以娱乐而且可以学到英语，真的是一箭双雕的事情。下面是编者为你推荐的一个关于妈妈如何哄小孩子的笑话。

快地到一个长凳上坐下，打开了她们的“狗”。[/cn] [en]The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"[/en] [cn]年长的修女先打开了她的，然后，仔细地凝视了一会，向另外一位修女靠了过去，小心地耳语道“你拿到哪个部分了？”[/cn]

多了。 [/cn]   [en] To Go to Heaven Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up -- don't you want to go to Heaven? Terry: I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home. [/en][cn] 去天堂 主日学校的教员：想去天堂的人举起手来，把手举起来。。。你呢，哈里?你还没举手呢-- 你不幽默，他们流传的英语笑话让人会心一笑，今天，小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语笑话想去天堂吗? 哈里： 我去不了，因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。 [/cn]   [en] How Many Rabbits? Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have? Jonathan: Nine, sir. Teacher: Nine? Jonathan: I've got one already, sir. [/en][cn] 多少只兔子? 老师：好，乔纳森，假如我给你三只兔子，第二天我又给你五只，你一共有多少只兔子? 乔纳森：一共有九只，先生。 老师：九只? 乔纳森：先生，我本来就有一只。 [/cn]   哈哈，有没有get到这几则笑话的笑点呢？喜欢就收藏起来吧~

若是你在学习英语的过程中感到很枯燥，不妨来读一些英语幽默小故事放松放松。 英语幽默故事简短，内容诙谐幽默，情节生动有趣，相信在你在阅读的同时也可以一起学习英语哦。 下面分享下今天的这篇英语幽默故事：大五个月。 [en]The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him