Shelly: Isn''t this already the second time he''s been accused of child molestation? I don''t think he''ll be able to Moonwalk his way out this time.Al...

A coworker from the sales department hands out free Harry Potter 3 tickets at work Yijun: Awesome. I can''t wait to go see the new Harry Potter movie. ...

Bob: Rags to riches, right? I read she was on the dole when she wrote the first book.Yijun: Now look at her. She''s a billionaire.Bob: I guess the true...

Two neighboring office workers are looking at pictures on the internetAjie:Look at these pictures. These soldiers are peeing on this prisoner.Beth:That...

Ajie: The war in Iraq is probably going to get worse.Beth: And more people will probably want to be terrorists.Ajie: The U.S. and British armies should...

Ordering ice cream at a New Orleans ice cream parlorPaul: I love cool snacks on hot days.Wei: Coming to this place beats getting Popsicles at 7-ELEVEN ...

Trev: They don''t have my favorite flavor.Paul: Can''t you just order something else?Trev: I just want one scoop of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cre...

OrderingWei: I''ve never seen so many ice cream choices before. I don''t know what to order.Waiter: Try our root beer float. Vanilla ice cream in a gla...

Waiter: And what would you like?Trev: I''ll take a scoop of cookies ’n cream and mint chocolate chip.Waiter: Any toppings with that?Trev: Yeah, I want...

They are served Wei: Wow, this is so delicious! The chocolate coating is so crunchy. Paul: You''d better slow down. Wei: But I can''t. It''s addictive....