英语冷笑话:半个还是十分之五Half or Five Tenths?
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
英语小笑话:Persistance 缠住不放
Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win, my husband hedged(避免作正面答复) . We just play to have fun.Undaunted, Sare said, Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?
英语小笑话:Three pastors 三个牧师
Another said, Yes, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry(钟楼) and in the attic. I’ve been had the place fumigated(熏制) , and they still won’t go away.
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短文Be Happy! “The days that make us happy make us wise.”----John Masefield when I first read this line by England’s Poet Laureate, it startled me. What did Masefield mean? Without th...