宇宙中真有别的种族的高等动物吗？他们要来拜访地球遇到你，你该怎么办？【妙招大看台】教你妙招！




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Intergalactic ambassadors of peace? More like sneaky space creeps. Live through your ordeal with these tips.
You will need: mental focus, acting ability, brawling skills, iron will, a disease and reinforced undergarments.
Optional: aluminum foil or hubcaps.
Step 1:
To resist a telepathic assault, focus your mental activity against mind control by centering your thoughts on the word “no.”
Use aluminum foil or hubcaps for lasting protection against brain rays.
Step 2:
To resist a physical assault, act submissive and intellectually inferior. __________
Step 3:
__________ The minute you do you've gone from useful informant to cosmic snack.
Step 4:
Try to contaminate your captors by sneezing, coughing, breathing, and being grody in their general direction. __________
Step 5:
To fend off the dreaded probe and other so-called scientific experiments, just slip on a sturdy pair of reinforced undergarments. ___________ Once the aliens realize they're not getting any “scientific data” from you, you’ll be released alive, and with your earthling dignity intact. Or, they'll have you as a snack.
Did you know? Physicist Stephen Hawking believes aliens are almost certain to exist, and that human contact with them would be extremely dangerous.


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When your captor gets close enough, surprise them with your cunning and agility. Refuse any demands to take them to your leader. Aliens are notoriously susceptible to earthborn diseases. For continuous protection, wear these everyday under your regular clothing.
iron will 坚定的意志，钢铁般的意志 aluminum foil 铝箔 hubcap n.毂盖（盖着轮胎中心的金属部分） inferior a.下等的，下级的 captor n.捕获者 cunning n.狡猾 agility n.机敏 contaminate v.污染 fend off 避免，避开